Day 134: Tartuffe.

Earth laughs in flowers.

In continuing with my true man repeller form, I went with an explosion of floral patterns for todays outfit also incorporating layering, as the new usual. The steps for getting dressed went as follows:

1. Undergarments.

2. Black patterned socks.

3. Black dress.

4. ModCloth patterned dress put on on-top.

5. Blue pattern men's shirt donated by Lauren.

6. Black Nordstrom coverup donated by Riley.

7. Forever21 floral scarf.

8. Yellow Target belt.

9. Jcrew blazer.

10. CharlotteRouse patin leather black heals.

Yes it is Thursday, no I did not wear the heals to school, I went to Tartuffe, yes it was great, and double yes you should go see it and do the Tartuffle Shuffle.

What is the Tartuffle Shuffle?
-verb
transporting oneself to the Old Main Theatre at 7:30 by movement of turning the body sideways and moving one leg at a time to the right, starting with the right foot, to view men in tights and women in cleavage while performing the work of Molière as you continue to procrastinate studying for tests you may have the following morning and other homework, keeping the position of one hand out and moving preferably holding onto a handkerchief or fan.

Girl One: What are you doing tonight?
Girl Two: I'm going to do the "Tartuffle Shuffle" tonight. Yeah, I just made up that phrase.
Girl One: We have to tests for CSD tomorrow?
Girl Two: Precisely. Check my facebook status.

*note that this conversation will take place in the future.

Seriously though, everyone come see Tartuffe.