Sometimes I decide to be witty. You see what I did there with the title... "Blond". A perfect combination of Bond (as in Bond, James Bond) and blonde for as you can now see, I am very blonde. Today, I feel like a master of disguise. Not only is my hair significantly different, I am dressed in over sized It pants, a school spirited sweatshirt, and purple vest donated by Leah which makes me want to head to the Bronx, the dress is hidden as a tank-top under it all, and white Keds to add to my ever so great thug side. Unfortunately, I am about as recognizable as Sean Connery and Daniel Craig. Does this also mean I am equally do-able? Nope, false. There is nothing attractive about saggy-ass pants.
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