Day 158: The Pee Challenge.

Getting dressed in the morning can be challenging. I not only have issues putting clothing on but I also have issues wearing things they were meant to be worn, layering in the most uneducated fashion, and not matching. Today embodies all of these fashion flaws.

Let us start to the beginning with the Target jumper, the initial pattern. Colorful and comfortable but, it is a jumper. This means, shorts are attached to the top which is over my shoulders... I know! Let's put a skirt over it! The dress, the dress! It can be worn as a skirt! Oh, and then let's belt by Buckel it for added peeing difficulty. Perfect.    

What the hell, let's make it more challenging by added a floral ModCloth patterned cover-up so we have to take off even more clothes just for relief. To top it off, add the same two things I always wear, a circle scarf of the goldenrod color, and Frye boots.

Flawless, don't you thing.

*I promise to not talk about urination again.