Day 99: On the tenth day of Christmas...

On the tenth day of Christmas Nurse Suzie gave to me, ten orange popsicles.

Sick days are best spent in bed without loud music or pizza. Instead, as nurse Suzie informed me off at 5:13 in the a.m., it is much more appropriate to swish around salt water, drink orange juice, and consume a ridiculous amount of popsicles. This, along with the added four movies I watched today made for a superb sick day.

The only annoyance for the day is when my nanny mom messaged me to let me know that I was no longer needed for week tomorrow. What does this mean? This means that I could have been home all week! And that my mother could have gone to the store for me and I could have never left my bed. At least I can now go home a day early and have one more day of Christmas festivities.

The Fred Meyers outing included a multitude of sweaters and sweatpants but underneath it all there was the dress being worn as a shirt with black Target leggings, Frye boots, and AmericanEagle scarf for added warmth.

I really wanted to title Day 99: 99 problems but a bitch aint one.

But due to the Christmas spirit, I did not. I will still list my 99 problems.

1. I am sick

2. My back hurts

3. I haven't had Taco Bell in 6 weeks

4. I haven't had McDonalds this week

5. My 15 blankets don't keep me warm enough

6. My house is too cold

7. The ceiling is falling in the bathroom

8. There is no light in my bedroom

9. I can't finish my meals

10. I do not own a spray foam machine

11. My bank account is depressing

12. I haven't finish all my Christmas gifts

13. I want to go shopping

14. I don't have all the knobs for my dresser

15. I never got a brother

16. It is not snowing

17. It does not feel like winter

18. I don't have a pet cat named Herald

19. I don't have a job that pay enough

20. My dog isn't on my bed

21. My tea tastes weird

22. I can't read everyone in my life's mind

23. I can't fly

24. I don't have my degree finished

25. I hate making long lists...

I can not continue at this time. But there are at the minimum, 74 more problems in my life.

I would really like to wake up NOT sick. Fingers crossed...